I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute

I will reblog this forever. I want this

(Source: )

(Reblogged from 69shadesofgray)
(Reblogged from rawhumor)





the documentary about this whole thing is so good

i think i just read the saddest story ever???

A better love story than Twilight


(Source: malamute29)

(Reblogged from timothydelaghetto)
No matter how great of a woman you are, you will never be good enough for a man who isn’t ready. I learned that the hard way.

My past experiences (via soulsscrawl)


(via sabbytheteenagewitch)

(Source: lovelywiles)

(Reblogged from thekatediary)

“We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’

“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’”

Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via thekatediary)

(Source: moscowisburning)

(Reblogged from thekatediary)

(Source: the-red-lagoon)

(Reblogged from unpresentable)
(Reblogged from rawhumor)
(Reblogged from 69shadesofgray)



(Source: vinstage)

(Reblogged from wa-nder-lu-st)

(Source: animal-diversity)

(Reblogged from lifes-to-short-to-be-sleeping)

(Source: wormmedicine)

(Reblogged from timothydelaghetto)


She might be the greatest child actor in a while. So funny.

(Source: tevintersoldier)

(Reblogged from lolsofunny)

(Source: gypsy-summer-s0ul)

(Reblogged from lifes-to-short-to-be-sleeping)
(Reblogged from lifes-to-short-to-be-sleeping)
Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again; and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them — it’s the most twisted logic of all time.
John Mayer (via fawun)

(Source: meatballmurder)

(Reblogged from slutsneverdie)